Thursday, October 25, 2012

Stupid Pooparazzi

The lady wants to take a picture of me in my wicker chair on the balcony, but every time she tries, I jump down and come over to her because I'm sure she will give me something good to eat (even if it is not dinner time).

About a week ago, I was curled up on the chair when the lady peeked out the door and then quickly disappeared. Shortly thereafter, I heard that whirring sound the camera makes when she switches it on. I knew what she was up to! She was turning the camera on while she was inside the house, thinking she could sneak up on me! A few seconds later, when she pointed the camera out the door (very stealthily, I might add), this is what she saw:

(Photo of chair was not taken on actual day events occurred)


Buh-bye.


And I'm not coming back.

24 comments:

michico*Adan said...

Beans think they are sneaky could give us good photo, but we are very smart and clever!

Katnip Lounge said...

heh heh. We loved the re-enactment chair!

The Island Cats said...

Haha! You showed her, Mr. Black!!

Stacy Hurt said...

Mr. Black

You are truly a cat of distinction.
I too mourn the loss of solitude when the camera makes that noise. You defiantly showed her! Good for you!

I am still MOL'ing, 'Buh-Bye'!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Prancer Pie said...

HaHaMeow! You're way too smart fur her!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL, oh my gosh, I'm always trying to hide the sound of the camera being turned on! It's such a dead give away!

CATachresis said...

Oh yes! They think we don't know, but we do!!! I do this all the time :) That chair is practically a throne!!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Heh heh heh... we do the exact same thing!!

Cherry City Kitties said...

You is stealthy like a ninja! Nice to meet you!
Harry, Dexter and Tipp

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Well, I would enjoy seeing a nice photo of you lounging in that beautiful chair!

Purrs,
Tama-Chan

Brian said...

Well I hope you come back, we love seeing your photos!

Pasha said...

Good for you Mr. Black! Don't give her any free photos, wait for treats!

Colehaus Cats said...

Ugh, the flashy box thing. We wish they'd stop that. You sure showed her, huh? Purrs for you!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

oh wow! You meant BUSINESS!! MOL! I don't like my picture taken but I have never taken off! lol

Daisy said...

You are very elusive, Mr. Black!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh, King Mr. Black! You are a monarch after my own heart!!! And your poor Mom? Well, she tries all the same tricks of trying to turn on the camera in another room, or underneath a pillow or while I am DEEPLY asleep (or so the *thinks*)as my Human does. Ha ha ha!

There's nuffing I like better than frustrating all her best efforts to get a picture. In fact, just the other day, she wanted to snap a frontal shot to Photoshop that Giants' cap onto. She followed me around for 20 minutes just trying to get me to turn around to take a picture. BUT I THWARTED HER! She had to give up (she was saying some pretty bad HBO-type words too).

She finally had to look back through some old pictures to find one she could use.

Ahhh, that was a GOOD day!

Pretinha said...

Mr. Black think this behavior is a thing of black cat, here at home the same thing happens!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

OOooh! We love the pics though!

Kerri said...

Your posts always bring a smile to my face :)
LOVE that last shot - you captured his shadow so well!!

Catherine said...

What a naughty kitty not posing for photos. Come on - just one quick photo shoot to show off your beautifulness! :p
xo Catherine

Derby, Ducky said...

Mum tries that trick of turning the flashy box on before she comes in the room. Doesn't she know we have furry good hearing!

We try to answer questions, inquiring cats want to know.

Mariodacat said...

he he - I'm impressed as to how quick you pull the escape. You are good!

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Outsmarting the humans is so pitifully easy!

sparkyspitfire said...

ooooh...that kinds o' sneaky slight-o-paw is always impressive. hope you make her wait furEVER.